Foarte mare atentie la robotii de pe Yahoo Messenger. Astazi am primit un Add dupa care seara a inceput distractia, un robot raspundea automat la intrebari, bineinteles ca nu analiza ce scriam eu dupa care sa dea un raspuns in functie de ce ziceam. Dar textul era pus in asa fel incat sa fraiereasca orice cocalar, mi-am dat seama imediat ca este vorba despre o vrajeala, asadar, mai jos discutia mea cu robotul inclusiv niste teste cu comenzi sa vad daca merge:

Jolie White: looking for that special someone
PartzPartzescu: sorry?
Jolie White: Hello there.. My name is Cynthia.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory
PartzPartzescu: i didn’t submitted to any directory
Jolie White: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
PartzPartzescu: i didn’t submitted to any directory
Jolie White: Nice Im 23 years old i’m going to school in California.. Can i ask you a question?
PartzPartzescu: great robot , what’s that software?
Jolie White: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
PartzPartzescu: robot
Jolie White: so yea i’m lonely would you like to have some kinky fun? Would you like to see me?
PartzPartzescu: no robot
Jolie White: ok but i have no pictures on my computer.. but i have a video camera connected
PartzPartzescu: give me viruses
Jolie White: ok let me set up my camera for you baby i hope your ready for some booty shots..
PartzPartzescu: virus
PartzPartzescu: virus
PartzPartzescu: virus
PartzPartzescu: reboot
PartzPartzescu: /reboot
PartzPartzescu: /doe
PartzPartzescu: /die
Jolie White: lol ok goto http://CENZURAT and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click join at the top of the webpage.
Jolie White: Don’t worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register
Jolie White: fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i’m ready for u now
Jolie White: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere…
Jolie White: I’ll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can’t chat with you on the site till you register
Jolie White: Baby I’m So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i’ll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
Jolie White: Your such a good boy, i’m gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i’ll be waiting for you on the site…
PartzPartzescu: ok give me the virus
Jolie White is typing…
Jolie White: i’ll be waiting for you! Goto http://CENZURAT and Join!
PartzPartzescu: I joined
PartzPartzescu: reboot
PartzPartzescu: /stop
PartzPartzescu: /start
PartzPartzescu: try
PartzPartzescu: this is going to be a nice article on http://www.lacaterinca.com

Am cenzurat URL-ul catre care ma trimitea ca sa nu apara vreun dude care sa dea click aiurea sa se infecteze si sa-si strice calculatorul.

Ce ziceti?

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Am gasit cel mai tare caine care poate exista, unul care se duce la frigider, il deschide, scoate berea si ti-o aduce! Daca stie sa scoata si desfacatorul dintr-un sertar e mai tare decat mega tare . Iata cainele minune:

Tare!

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Probabil asta a fost un test drive inainte sa cumpere calul sau poate ca vroia sa arate ce stie calul sau poate ca asa merge in mod normal cu calul pe strazi. Nu o sa stim niciodata, asta daca nu intra omu cumva pe lacaterinca si ne zice. Uitati-va cum se merge ecologic:

Tare!

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Va reusi oare pisica Lassie sa salveze baiatul peste care a cazut ditamai pomul? Sau va revenii dupa cateva zile cand a murit si il va manca? Uitati-va la filmulet si dati-va cu parerea:

Eu cred in varianta a doua, ca vine sa il manance.

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Cei de la Bosch au avut o idee caterinca de campanie offline care sa promoveze noile tehnologii folosite in frigiderele pe care le produc. Au plasat in mai multe lanturi de supermarket-uri in zonele unde se vinde carne diferite bucati de carne sub forma unor parti din dinozauri. Aceste bucati de carne au aparut bineinteles si in ofertele saptamanale ale lanturilor de magazine si au adus o gramada de clienti noi. Iata filmuletul care explica cum s-a desfasurat campania, dar si imagini cu produsele din carne de dinozaur:

Caterinca! Steak de Mamut la superoferta!

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